Monday, February 9, 2009

Things I hate right now

I am in a really shitty mood. I started off in a pretty good mood and over the course of the day I have gotten worse. It reminds me of that part in The Grinch when they show how he slowly became a bastard over the years. Haha...it makes me happy to think of that. But not happy enough. I cut my finger on a metal take out container (for the third time in like 2 months) and it started bleeding all over. So I put on a bandaid, and this morning the cuticle split on my thumb because it has been so dry lately so i put a bandaid on that. Now I look like some sort of Coldplay reject with bandaids all over my hand.
And now I'm all pissy cause my finger hurts.

It's days like this that I start googling "bay area kickboxing class". My stress level seems unnaturally high. I figure it's only a matter of time before I see some poor soul in ski boots and a scarf, notice that I am pretty warm, realize it is 70 degrees outside, flip out and beat the person to a bloody mess. I hope I don't actually do that someday and then this bloggie could be used as evidence. Proof that it was premeditated. Wouldn't that be sad if I got sent up (been watching "The Wire" lately) because of my own self centered need to tell people things I think they should care about? tragic.

Here is a list of the things I hate right now:

The Grammys (aka the state of music these days) Except my new love Adele. So great.

Why doesn't it storm in this area?!

Why can't anyone make a Chicago style pizza correctly left of I90?

Why did I get $1200 from the government just to have them take that same amount back in taxes?

spiders-everyday not just today

People who make fun of me when I say "pop" it's called soda POP you jerks.

The fact that I wrote this monday and tuesda but didn't finish it till today so now I'm sorta lying.

packing

dirty dishes

the fact that my head is too big to get my hair cut really short

and

whenever I try to do something cute with my hair it happens to be the windiest day on record.