Things that annoy the hell out of me

1. The second after you put on lipstick, gloss, balm, anything of that nature, your nose starts to run...so you have to use kleenex...which sticks to the newly applied lip goo...getting kleenex fuzzies in it and making it so you have to reapply. At which point the entire process starts again.

2. Trying to do one simple task and having it turn out to be the most aggravating 3 minutes of your entire life. Example: coming out of the laundry room with a full basket of laundry, shifting the laundry to your one arm and hip you struggle to find the key to lock the door back up, it has fallen to the deepest part of your pocket, once you fish it out the key seems to have gone thru the ring making it impossible to put it in the key hole, as you are trying to make the key work you feel the laundry start to slip, as the key finally gets into the hole you lose the laundry spilling all your new clean clothes on the gross floor, you bend over to pick up one last sock only to have it fall out of your hand....twice.

3. When wheeltards (see transportation post) hit a curb with the bag in front of you and it flips over prompting the carrier to flail it about wildly trying to right it. Meanwhile your toes and feet are now broken all because you had the audacity to walk behind them.

4. When places like hair salons, hotels, airlines, can cancel your services at a moments notice but you must give them 4 months notice in advance to cancel, send it sealed with your blood and then pay them for the hassle of helping out your fellow man by creating a spot.












5. Murphy's Law

6. People that wear scarves for no reason. I grew up waiting for the bus when it was 20 degrees below zero windchill and I never wore a scarf. Why must you wear one when it is 73 and sunny outside? It isn't fashionable it is stupid and if I see you on the street wearing one and I am in a T shirt I am going to grab it and then strangle you with it. Just a friendly warning.