Thursday, May 8, 2008
Gum
I saw a commercial last night for gum that said that Extra sugar-free gum was a new and delicious 5 calorie snack. What the fuck?! Since when is gum a snack? Chips, nuts, pretzels, popcorn, cookies, these are snacks. Gum is not. Gum is barely a member of the candy family. But the ad did tell me that I could go from "nice gut" to "nice butt" so it must be magic gum. And if that is the case then they are marketing it all wrong.
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Totally agree.
"Snack 1. a small portion of food or drink or a light meal, esp. one eaten between regular meals."
If I ever consider chewing gum a snack, smother me with bacon cheeseburgers.
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